Tuesday, November 16, 2010

Letter I wrote to the Purina Dog food Company! HAHAHA!!!

Thursday, June 25, 2009 

Hi! I would just like you guys to know that you people at Purina make great products. Since the recession I have little money and have taken to eating Purina brand dog food. At first I was hesitant (because it is for dogs! Woof.) but after a few days I suddenly realized that I FEEL GREAT!!! Now it’s been a few months and I cant begin to tell you how shinny and soft my hair is, my teeth are very white, my nails are healthy looking (had nail fungus before your product) , and my cholesterol has dropped way down along with my blood pressure. I FEEL GREAT!!! Also I was thinking you should try to market to more humans. If people only new how good I feel I think your food would really sale. I do not know how your food is tested for taste (I assume by dogs) but as a human consumer I would be glad to offer my serves as a product tester as I AM with out a job. Please let me know if there are any openings for a position as such. Hope to hear from you soon! To the FANTASTIC people at PURINA a great big THANK YOU! -Gary Duffey Jr



Saturday, June 27, 2009 



Category: Writing and Poetry
Thank you for contacting Nestlé Purina PetCare Company.
We appreciate your interest in our products. However our products have been designed for the nutritional needs of dogs and cats rather than people. While we would not expect any of the ingredients to cause ill effects, we do not recommend it for human consumption.
Again, thank you for visiting our website.

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