Tuesday, November 16, 2010

Prank Letter to Summer's Eve

Letter to Summer’s Eve 03-27-10

Hi. My name is Gary Duffey. My boy friend is worried so I am writing to you. First there is a reason Summer’s Eve is so popular, I love most of all the products. Ok, so I am a Transsexual and will have gender reassignment surgery in 3 weeks “Yheay me”. Since I am a homosexual and practice in homo sexual activities I like to Douche my anus for a more pleasant sent for my soon to be husband. He is worried that I can get a bad reaction from using douche in my anus. I know a LOT of females that use this in there anus for the same reason I do. They are to chicken to ask you guys so I am writing on behalf of all us girls. Please write back as we will continue to douche our anus until you nice people say we should not.





Dear Gary:

Thank you for taking the time to contact us in regards to Summer’s Eve® Douche products.

Fleet Laboratories has recently introduced to the market an enema developed specifically for Elective Rectal Cleansing. Please visit the websitewww.fleetnaturals.comfor information about the product and where to buy it.

Kindest Regards,

Beth
Summer’s Eve Feminine Care Specialist

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